This goodie’s gone for good, but we’ve got tons of other fun stuff on hand!

It's the all-occasion expression for the times in which we live (and our baseline emotional state)— and it's also A STICKER, people! That's right, the front of this card peels right off and looks fab as fuck adorning a laptop, journal, or jumbo hand sanitizer bottle. It's like the little black dress of the dystopia, and/or normal everyday life.

• F*cking funniest funny birthday card ever?
• Sold in a set for that satisfying "I've got my very own greeting card shop" feeling!
• File under: funny gifts for women or ANYONE with no f*cks left to give
• Blank card, A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), sticker is 3.9 x 4.5 inches
• Printed on heavyweight uncoated stock with sticker
• Comes with a matching colored envelope

Stickers are made of thick, coated paper with a kiss cut. They are not waterproof and should not go on surfaces that will get wet or be washed. They are not re-stickable.